There’s quite a lot going on…
Am I in labour?
How do I know I’m in labour?
Oh shit I’m definitely in labour
If I just concentrate on staring at that light fitting maybe it won’t hurt so much
Ooh there’s a dead fly in the light fitting
THIS REALLY HURTS
I don’t want an epidural
I want an epidural
I’M SO THIRSTY I WANT A SLUSH PUPPY SOMEONE BRING ME A SLUSH PUPPY MACHINE NOW GODDAMMIT
I love you midwife
Maybe I should become a midwife
So… tired… so… very… tired
What day is it?
How could he do this to me?
I’m going to die
I be trippin’
Are we nearly there yet?
THE BABY IS COMING THE BABY IS COMING
I can’t do this I can’t do this I can’t do this
Have I pooed?
IT BURNS IT BURNS IT REALLY BURNS OH JESUS CHRIST I’M ON FIRE
What the hell was that slippery thing?
MY BABY I LOVE YOU
Same time next year?
