You take care of the baby, we’ll take care of the maths.

📱📱📱3 mobile phones (OK, so you’re the one who physically dropped them on the ground, but it was because you were attending to your baby’s needs)

😎😎😎😎 At least 4 pairs of glasses and/or sunglasses

💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 27 vests and sleepsuits, by way of poonami

🥕 One big resolution to eat healthily and get more sleep

🤷‍♀️ One perfectly good pelvic floor.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ All the hearts.