We swear our chat used to be better than this…

“How can someone so tiny create so much laundry?”

“I know it’s a cliche but it goes so fast doesn’t it?”

“When do you go back to work?”

“Dare I ask… how are they sleeping?”

“Have they got any teeth yet?”

“I’m so sorry, I look like crap”

“I’ve got to stop eating so much cake soon!”

“They’re all so different…”