Because there are only so many times you can sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star before your baby starts giving you the sideeye. Here’s some inspo – or should we say inspoo – of some more grown-up… ish… songs to confuse and distract your baby with while you do your worst…

Oops Upside Your Head

“Say poop’s upside your head, say poop’s upside your head”

I Will Always Love You

“And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love pooooooooooooo”

Shiny Happy People

“Shiny nappy people laughing, shiny nappy people holding hands…”

Oops I Did It Again

“Poops you did it again, you pooed with your poo, you weed with your wee, oh baby baby…”


“Ave a poo, poo, poo, push one out and do a wee, come and dance every night, to the poo poo melody…”

Basically: if there are words you can rhyme with poo, wee or nappy, GO CRAZY. And we wonder why pre-schoolers just can’t stop with the toilet humour….